Ingrediants 8oz of butter (that's normally a block)
1lb of sugar
A fair bit of cocoa
Some flour, the normal kind
4 eggs, use 3 eggs if you haven't got 4
300g (ish) of chocolate drops/chips
Equipment Sieve
Baking tray, about the same size as the one I use
Pan
Wooden spoons, fork, knife or whatever you like stirring with.
Bowl
Jug
Another pan.
Method Turn the oven on, make it about 180C, and let it get all preheated.
Put one of the pans on your head, it makes you look cool.
Throw away the sieve and put the flour, cocoa and sugar into the bowl.
Get 100g of the chocolate drops/chips and eat them.
Get 200g of the chocolate drops/chips and put them in the bowl.
Melt the butter in the pan that isn't on your head, you'll probably want to use a cooker for this rather than putting it outside and waiting for it to melt.
Crack the eggs and whisk them in a jug, don't worry about any eggshells that fell in, it's unlikely that you'll be the one unlucky enough to get that slice.
Stir the eggs and melted butter into the bowl until mixture is dark brown and quite thick.
Eat most of the mixture, and pour any remains into the baking tray, oh, by the way, you did put that special paper in the tray first, right? Good.
Cook them in the oven for about 30 minutes, and when they're done, the corners will just start to burn.
Get a parent to take the tray out of the oven for you, also make sure they cut it into slices for you.
Get a relative you hate to do the washing and drying up.
Eat Baz's Brilliant Brownies, if you haven't already done so.
Baz's Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa Turkey
Ingrediants Turkey
Equipment An oven heated to a high number
Method Put the turkey in the oven, after an alloted time, take the turkey out.
Eat Baz's Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa Turkey, if you haven't already done so.
